- Patricia Neal
- Jodie Foster
- Natalie Portman
- Nicole Kidman
- Paula Prentiss
- Tara Reid (only ’cause she’s hot enough to eat)
- Jane Krakowski (only because she’s the sexiest woman)
- January Jones (damn, this girl is gorgeous)
- Al Pacino
- Jimmy Stewart
- Matt Dillon
- Robert De Niro
- Malcolm McDowell
- Joaquin Phoenix
- James Woods
- John Lithgow
- Wayne Knight
- Joe Pesci
- Jason Alexander
- James Cagney
- Neil Peart
- John Bonham
- Dave Grohl
- Alex Van Halen
- Jimi Hendrix
- Stevie Ray Vaughn
- Jimmy Page
- Todd Park Mohr
- Jeff Beck
- Eddie Van Halen
- Mark Knopfler
- Corey Preston Greenlaw
- Say hello to my little friend? -Al Pacino, Scarface
- I haven’t been f*cked like that since grade school? -Helena Bonham Carter, Fight Club
- What do you want?? -Kevin Spacey, Swimming with Sharks
- Now I have come to crossroads in my life I always knew what the right path was, but I never took it Want to know why I didn’t take it? Cause it was too damn hard.? -Al Pacino, Scent of a woman
- F*ck off! Judean People’s Front? We’re the People’s Front of Judea! Judean People’s Front. Mmph!? Monty Python’s Life of Brian
- the person I care about most in my life, hates me. I’m not a brother, I’m an embarrassment? Chris Farley, Black Sheep
- It’s just a flesh wound? Monty Python’s Holy Grail
- Animals, Pink Floyd
- 2112, Rush
- Legend, Bob Marley
- Houses of the Holy, Led Zeppelin
- The Wall, Pink Floyd
- Moving Pictures, Rush
- Midnight Radio, Big Head Todd and the Monsters
- Wish you were here, Pink Floyd
- Dark Side of the Moon, Pink Floyd
- Permanent Waves, Rush
- OK Computer, Radiohead
- Mental Jewelry, +Live+
- Under The Bushes Under The Stars, Guided By Voices
- Life After Death, The Notorious B.I.G.
- In Through The Out Door, Led Zeppelin
- Scarlet’s Walk, Tori Amos
- Sandbox, Guided By Voices
- Never Mind, Nirvana
- By The Way, The Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Kid A, Radiohead
- America Town, Five for Fighting
- Fear, Toad the Wet Sprocket
- American Life, Madonna
- Bee Thousand, Guided By Voices
- Necktie Second, Pete Droge
- Elton John
- Rod Stewart
- Elvis Presley
- Peter Gabriel
- Sam Cooke
- Tori Amos
- Neil Young
- Enya
- Natalie Merchant
- Neil Diamond
- Sting
- Jimmy Buffett
- Ben Harper
- Tom Petty
- Notorious B.I.G.
- Pink Floyd
- Led Zeppelin
- R.E.M.
- U2
- Rush
- Guided by Voices
- Creedence Clearwater Revival
- The Eagles
- The Bee Gees
- Big Head Todd and the Monsters
- Toad the Wet Sprocket
- Radiohead
- +Live+
- The Cars
- AC/DC
- The Clash
- The Red Hot Chili Peppers
- The Cranberries
- Counting Crows
- Nirvana
- Rolling Stones
- Dire Straits
(I hate Metallica because of p*ssyboy Lars Ulrich, not because of their music)
- Scarface
- Clockwork Orange
- Y Tu Mama Tambien
- Pulp Fiction
- Harvey
- Donnie Darko
- Caligula
- Shawshank Redemption
- American Beauty
- Eyes Wide Shut
- Breakfast Club
- Fast Times at Ridgemont High
- Life Of Brian
- Grease
- Lolita (both versions)
- Saturday Night Fever
- Dr. Strangelove
- Office Space
- Vanilla Sky
- Sex With Lucia
- Fargo
- Good Will Hunting
- Fight Club
- A.I.
- A Beautiful Mind
- What About Bob?
- Roger Waters (Pink Floyd)
- Neil Peart (Rush)
- Ed Kowalcyk (+Live+)
- Leonard Cohen
- Bernie Taupin (Elton John)
- Don Henley (Eagles)
- Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin)
- Robert “Bob” Pollard (Guided By Voices)
- Glen Phillips (Toad The Wet Sprocket)
- Thom Yorke (Radiohead)
- Tori Amos